Pro wrestler “delighted” to see autograph-seeking eBay sellers waiting at baggage carousel

Rhea Ripley airport
Rhea Ripley, like all good pro wrestlers, is morally obligated to sign autographs for everyone who asks, no matter how neckbearded.
Rhea Ripley airport

Professional sports-entertainer Rhea Ripley was reportedly thrilled to see a gaggle of autograph-seeking eBay sellers semi-stalking her at the baggage carousel after she de-planed from a long redeye flight home early this morning.

“I was feeling pretty worn out after that flight, but as soon as I saw those profit-seeking pseudo-fans waiting near my luggage, I couldn’t wait to meet them,” said Ripley. “I admire their dedication and I want to reward it.”

Ripley was on her way home after 263 days on the road and looking forward to a well-earned four-hour sleep before departing for tour of Saudi Arabia. 

It was 2:21am by the time Ripley finally got out of the airport, having spent more than 120 minutes chatting with autograph seekers who thrust Sharpies and still-boxed toys into her face. 

“I always make sure I sign everything,” said Ripley. “I just love steadily devaluing my autograph by flooding the market with it via airport stalkers. It’s really the best part of being a WWE Superstar.” 

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