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Vince McMahon (left) chums it up with the guy he considers his favourite son.

Sports-entertainment impresario Vince McMahon said in an emotional interview yesterday that he considers The Undertaker — the longtime and loyal “Phenom” of World Wrestling Entertainment — “the son-in-law I never had.”

“Taker is such a trustworthy, honourable man — quite frankly, he’s the kind of guy any father wishes his daughter would bring home,” said McMahon. “I consider him family, quite frankly.”

The Undertaker (real name Cab Callaway) has been a dominating force in WWE for decades, having clashed with legends like Brock Lesnar, Shawn Michaels, John Cena, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley-McMahon (Triple H-Single-M), the latter of whom is McMahon’s real-life son-in-law. 

“Sadly, the Undertaker is already married,” said McMahon, referring to Undertaker’s wife Michelle McCool, granddaughter o the great Mad Dod Maurice McCool. 

McMahon sometimes forgets that he has a son-in-law because he was not present at the wedding, which was held at a drive-through Las Vegas chapel, where drugged Stephanie McMahon unconsciously married Helmsley against her will. 

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