While out for his daily strut around downtown Memphis this morning, legendary wrestler and WWE commentator Jerry “The King” Lawler saw the most adorable pair of 12-week-old golden retriever puppies, causing him to involuntarily shout the word “Breasts.”
As fans of WWE-called Attitude Era may recall, Lawler suffers from a rare neurological disorder that causes him to inadvertently confuse the names of things he likes, such as young canines and human female mammaries.
Most fans just laughed off Lawler’s occasional confusion of puppies and breasts, unaware that Lawler personally felt deep shame and embarrassment over his frequent flubbing of the terminology.
“Sometimes I wonder if I’m actually a real king,” he has reportedly told friends.
In one memorable instance, Lawler said he would “love to get my hands on Sable’s puppies,” and later that week he showed up at the Rancho de Lesnar to spend hours cuddling with the newborn pup’s of Sable’s award winning toy poodle, Paulina, which Lesnar lovingly calls his Suplex City Bitch.