Fans of sports-entertainment could be forgiven for mistakenly believing that “Raw Underground” got cancelled, but in fact Shane McMahon’s illicit fight club has gone so far underground that WWE cameras can no longer locate it. 

According to one member of the club, who identified himself only as Dabba K., said only that “the first rule of Raw Underground is that you do not talk about Raw Underground.”

Raw Underground reportedly still happens at 10pm ET every Monday, at a secret location in a growing national network of frustrated male anarchists committing an escalating series of acts of civil disobedience. 

One source close to Shane McMahon expressed concern that Shane has been sleeping less, plagued by insomnia, and often seems to be talking to someone who isn’t there, as if he is reckoning with a hallucination of his idealized self. 


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