Wrestling promoter and martial arts master Eric Bischoff announced today that he will chronicle his recent tenure as Executive Director of WWE Smackdown in a new podcast called 83 Days. 

The podcast, co-hosted by Bruce Prichard’s illegitimate son Conrad Thompson, will provide a day-by-day account of everything Bischoff did for WWE’s “blue brand” — from getting hired in June, to presumably doing some stuff, to getting fired in October. 

In other news, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has banned an offensive phrase from its airwaves, and we reveal a stunning, never-before-seen photograph of an amazing moment in wrestling history. For all the details, watch the latest edition of our newscast:

(Thank you to brave “citizen journalist” Trev Moulton for the news tip.)