Professional wrestler and renowned mathematician Dr. Scott Steiner is reportedly working long hours trying to finalize his latest theory, which employs nonlinear algebraic function fields to illustrated the correspondence between abelian wavefunctions, freaks, and peaks. 

Prof. Steiner, earned his PhD in pure mathematics from the University of Michigan while on a wrestling scholarship, has calculated that there is a “108.2 percent chance” that fans will holler when they hear his treatise. 

Whereas Scott is the mathematically inclined Steiner brother, Rick is the more artistic one, and recently earned the position of first violin with the London Philharmonic Orchestra. 

Scott Steiner shocked mathematicians worldwide last year when he demonstrated a new proof of Poincaré conjecture, showing that  every closed three-manifold is homeomorphic to the higher-dimension three-sphere S^3 — all while doing lots of pushups.