If you thought The Shield reunion on Raw was lit, you should have seen their make-up sex - Kayfabe News twitter google

If you thought The Shield reunion on Raw was lit, you should have seen their make-up sex

shield reunitedThe live audience of Monday Night Raw erupted when Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose — collectively known as The Shield — reunited, but the real fireworks reportedly happened when the trio “buried the hatchets,” so to speak, with some conciliatory lovemaking. 

They say “absence makes the heart grow fonder,” and the customers of an Indianapolis Best Western complained throughout the night that The Shield were noisily expressing their hearts’ fondness for hours on end. 

Although each member of The Shield is a heterosexual man currently in a relationship with a woman, they didn’t let such formalities stop them from consummating their reunion in a blissful entangle of muscles and wetted-down hair. 

According to backstage witnesses, the session of tantric whoopie-making began innocently enough with the three men performing their trademark three-way fist-bump. 

Although details on the rest of the evening are sketchy, suffice it to say that the hounds of justice were howling at the moon all night. 

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