After years of telling fans that their asses had better call somebody, professional wrestler Road Dogg was amused by the irony when his own ass, through a fluke known as “butt-dialing,” called somebody.

“We’ll I’ll be damned,” said the veteran wrestler, retrieving his phone from his back pocket to discover that his ass had called longtime tag partner Billy Gunn.

According to friends of Road Dogg, his ass actually calls somebody quite frequently because he refuses to enable the “lock” function on his phone.

“If that guy butt-dials me one more time, I’m going to have two words for him,” said Gunn. “Lock it!”

Road Dogg, who always assumed that “your ass better call somebody” was just a figure of speech, was surprised to learn that “butt-dialing” is a fairly common phenomenon among people who carry their phones in their back pockets.

“Oh,” said Road Dogg, upon learning about it, “I didn’t know.”

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