Professional sports-entertainer Sean Waltman, best known as X-Pac, is apparently giving a proverbial crotch-chop to tech billionaire Elon Musk by adopting the new ring name Twitter-Pac.

“If Elon can make a stupid name change for no reason, so can I,” said Waltman during a press conference. “I mean, I’ve done it lots of times before.”

This new name change is just the latest of many for Waltman, whose previous monikers have included:

  • The Lightning Kid
  • The 1-2-3 Kid
  • Syxx
  • Syxx-Pac
  • The 1-2-Syxx Kid
  • The Cannonball Kid
  • X-Pac
  • The Giant Machine
  • The Cannonball Adolescent
  • Syvynn
  • Kizarny
  • The Kamakazi Kid
  • Elevynn

Meanwhile, Elon Musk is reportedly considering another name-change for the former Twitter, and is strongly leaning toward TOUT.


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