Rowdy Ronda Rousey, roundly regarded as a revolutionary wrestler, is reportedly reconsidering returning to wrestling at Royal Rumble. 

“Ronda’s really rethinking wrestling retirement,” wrestler Rhea Ripley recently revealed to reporters. 

Ripley’s ruminations on Rousey reportedly resonated with wrestling’s reigning regal, Roman Reigns.

Reigns recently retweeted rather risque remarks by retired wrestler Ryan “Ryback” Reeves regarding wrestling’s recent ruinous repetitiveness.

Ryback talked of back-room kick-backs, playing-up the back-pay he received for the Payback pay-per-view. 

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