Legendary professional wrestler Hulk Hogan (real name Terry Balboa) has been teasing “one last run” in WWE, and thanks to recent cosmetic surgery he looks ready to bring Hulkamania to a whole new generation.

Hogan, 83, underwent a radical 30-hour surgery that required the de-leathering of his sun-damaged skin, wispy blonde skullet transplants, and facial crevasse smoothing.

Hogan now has a leaner physique due to the surgical de-pythoning of his upper arms, as well a full body detox to flush out the toxins built up from decades of vitamin and prayer abuse.

Surgeons also tightened Hogan’s vocal cords, giving him a singing voice that his friends and family describe as “poison.”


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