Wrestling fans everywhere are abuzz today after it was revealed that Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel will be among the inaugural inductees into the new WWE Hall of Fake.

Although “fake” used to be the most offensive four-letter word in wrestling, WWE says it is now “reclaiming” the word by celebrating the fakest debacles and tomfoolery in the company’s history.

“This is the greatest fake honor I could ever not imagine,” Fake Diesel did not say in a fake statement.

Among the other inductees to in the 2024 class of the WWE Hall of Fake:

• Kane’s burned face
• All the Doinks who were not Matt Borne
• Mae Young’s baby hand
• The Anonymous Raw General Manager
• The Renegade (winner of the Fake Warrior Award)

According to one backstage source — who, for the sake of anonymity, asked to called Adam P. (or A. Pearce, we forget which) — said the company will soon also announce the induction of Fake Undertaker.

Wrestling fans can visit the WWE Hall of Fake because it — like the WWE Hall of Fame — is a fake place.

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