Exiled sports-entertainment tycoon Vince McMahon was eager to watch World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) debut on Netflix, but he forgot his password and nobody in the family will let him use their account instead.

A source close to the McMahon family revealed today that Vince has been desperately trying all his old passwords — including Geneticjackhammer_69, BarkingTrish, and Password1 — but he left the Post-It note bearing his current password on his private jet.

The rest of the McMahon family is reportedly refusing to let Vince use their Netflix accounts, primarily because his viewing habits (WWII documentaries and British baking competitions) mess with their algorithmic recommendations.

Vince has reportedly been texting numerous WWE superstars today asking if he can watch Netflix at their houses.

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