Longtime fans of pro wrestling’s so-called Attitude Era may literally and involuntarily defecate themselves upon hearing the news that D-Generation X (or D-X, a once-popular wrestling faction your grandad remembers) will soon reunite on WWE Raw for the landmark 100th consecutive year.

The surviving members of D-X Triple H (Hunter Helmsley, Michael Wigglebottoms) will once again be propped up on WWE Raw ext week to comically gesture with brittle arms crossed over shrivelled genitals, screaming through wobbly dentures “shuck it.”

The annual D-X reunion ceremony is a popular tradition for fans of WWE’s boundary-pushing television in the late 1990s, on which D-X inspired a generation of young men to become obnoxious, lecherous turds.

Rumors are swirling that the D-X reunion will spark the return of legendary wrestler Ric Flair, 97, who is reportedly seeking “one last retirement match” against Terry Funk. 






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