albert del rio deported
Alberto Del Rio was forcibly removed from his home last night and shuttled back to his native Mexico.

Mexican professional wrestler Alberto Del Rio, who has recently praised the United States as a melting pot of cultural diversity, has been deported.

Immigration officials report that Del Rio’s citizenship documentation had been forged, and that he had been residing in the United States as an illegal alien.

Officers from the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency raided Del Rio’s Phoenix home last night and dragged the semi-popular wrestler into a van, which transported him to Tijuana.

Customs officials seized and impounded 42 luxury vehicles from the property.

Documents obtained by Kayfabe News show that the Immigrations and Customs Agency was tipped off about Del Rio’s illegal status by an anonymous letter signed only with initials “JS” and “ZC.”