shield hairIn what promises to be must-see television, former Shield members Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins will come together tonight on Monday Night Raw to finally settle the debate of whose hair is the most sopping wet.

Though each member of the trio has forged his own path since the Shield disbanded in 2014, none has even seen a hairdryer in that time, and each man’s mop seems to get more drenched by the week.

The three men will stand together in the same ring during Monday Night Raw tonight, an estimated 44 gallons of water will be sponged in their follicular mops.

According to backstage sources, the men have turned their collective focus to Elias, the wrestling minstrel whose flowing locks are particularly aqueous.

Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns are considered among the best, most sodden stars of WWE’s so-called New Era, although WWE Hall of Famer Bret Hart insists his hair was soggier during his heyday.

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