Kayfabe News delivers fair, balanced and honest wrestling journalism in much the same way that World Wrestling Entertainment delivers fair, balanced and honest athletic competition. That is, not at all.
Since January 2012, Kayfabe News has presented daily doses of “unreal news about an unreal sport.” Legendary wrestler and bestselling author Mick Foley described Kayfabe News best: “It’s like The Onion for wrestling fans.”
Named for the lost art of kayfabe — maintaining the illusion that professional wrestling is a legitimate sport — Kayfabe News reports on the feuds and storylines of wrestling as if they’re completely real.
They’re not. All articles herein are purely satirical and should not be believed by anyone, anytime, no matter how gullible.