SPOILER ALERT!

If you want to pretend this weekend’s WWE TLC is unfolding in real time as you watch tomorrow, you may not want to see this video, because we have the exclusive results from the pretaped event.

WWE is now pre-recordimg all its events at a California soundstage as a cost-cutting measure, with the “live” audience added digitally with CGI.

For more on this and other important news (big congrats to Chris Jericho and Bob Saget!), here’s Kayfabe News Lead Anchor and hair model Philip N. Marx.