Hoping to finally eschew the “Perc Angle” nickname that has dogged him since overcoming his struggles with substance addition, WWE Hall of Famer Kurt Angle has launched a new brand of coffee called Perk Angle.
Perk Angle coffee promises “a gold-medal cuppa coffee brewed with intensity, and Indonesian beans,” according to a press release from Angle’s company, It’s True Enterprises.
For years, insensitive wrestling fans have callously nicknamed the former Olympian “Perc Angle,” because he developed a dependence on painkillers while entertaining the crap out of those same fans for years with a highly physical style.
Angle is now free of all drugs, except for caffeine, and suggests that any so-called wrestling fan who uses the “Perc Angle” nickname should fill their stupid mouths with delicious, freshly brewed Perk Angle coffee.
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