World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has hired legendary drag queen RuPaul for a sassy sports-entertainment extravaganza called Drag Queen of the Ring, in which WWE Superstars will dress in fabulous nightgowns, wear outrageous wigs, and lip-sync showtunes. 

WWE Drag Queen of the Ring will be held in the progressive, liberal city of Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, where the most popular forms of entertainment are drag queen storytimes, feminist poetry slams, and mediocre golf by greedy former PGA pros. 

RuPaul will serve as host of the two-night “pay-per-Ru,” which will feature numerous WWE Superstars performing as fabulous alter-egos in heels: 

  • Seth Freakin’ Rollins as “Beth Twerkin’ Ballins”
  • Jinder Mahal as “Ginger Myhole”
  • Baron Corbin as “Bare-ass Corrine”
  • Dolph Ziggler as “Doll Wriggler”
  • Randy Orton as “Candi Popcorn”
  • Bray Wyatt as “Sashay Whynot”
  • Shinsuke Nakamura as “Shiny Mammajamma”
  • Matt Riddle as “Katt Kibble”
  • Johnny Gargano as “Jenny Badonkadonk” 
  • Brock Lesnar as “Sue Plecksity”

Rollins is expected to win the reality-TV contest without significantly changing his wardrobe. 


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