Todd Menderchuk, a 27-year-old wrestling fan from Tulsa, failed to answer the bell (of his pizza delivery) when he failed a “Six-Pack Challenge” he set out for himself while watching WWE Fastlane.
Menderchuk had intended to complete his challenge — consuming six bottles of beer during the six-person wrestling bout of the same name — but he botched his timing and drifted into drooling unconsciousness during the women’s tag team match barely halfway into through the event.
When he awoke several hours later, lying in a pile of crushed Cheetos as a re-run on WWE Legends House blared on his television, he cursed himself or being “such a jobber.”
Menderchuk now has a 0-2 record with Six-Pack Challenges, having also passed out during a previous Six-Pack Challenge — timed to coincide with 2017 match between Sami Zayn, Erick Rowan, Mojo Rawley, Jinder Mahal, and Dolph Ziggler — before the wrestlers even finished their ring entrances.
The next time the opportunity arises for a Six-Pack Challenge, Menderchuk insists he will emerge victorious because he is switching to low-alcohol Bud Light Lime.