The first major stop on the so-called “Road to WrestleMania” is tonight’s WWE Royal Rumble, and the aftermath of tonight’s bouts will be examined in the WrestleMania pre-show, scheduled to begin at 11pm ET tonight.

Perhaps the most buzz-worthy match on tonight’s Royal Rumble is the Universal Championship bout between the current champion and his mighty challenger, the identities of whom you surely already know, so we don’t need to bother writing their names, even though we totally know who they are, seriously.

Immediately after tonight’s thrilling main event, WWE on-air personalities including Michael Cole, Corey Graves, Renee Young, Jerry Lawler and others will converge at their pre-show desk and begin a months-long discussion about the upcoming WrestleMania event in Flordia.

The hosts of the 24-hour, non-stop WrestleMania pre-show will be permitted two breaks each day to use the toilet and rehydrate, during which time the WrestleMania pre-show will replay highlights from tonight’s Royal Rumble.

In the meantime, WWE is expected to heavily promote the upcoming The Most Greatest WrestleMania SuperShow, to be hosted at the in [REDACTED].