undertaker punkA remarkable winning streak of 20 consecutive WrestleMania matches might finally be broken when CM Punk takes on an undefeated middle-aged zombie who wears eyeliner.

The towering zombie, who has been buried alive on numerous occasions but has always somehow been resurrected, has been significantly weakened ever since Punk stole a magical urn that gives the zombie supernatural strength.

Many wrestling experts believe the zombie is not nearly as powerful as he once was, judging by his slightly pudgier appearance, shaven head and unwillingness to wrestle more than twice a year.

It is expected, however, that the zombie will continue to apply a thick layer of dark eyeliner, which should contribute to his otherworldly powers.

It is expected that the zombie will avenge the honor of his late manager — an overweight, pale-faced mortician with a high-pitched voice.

 

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