Having vanquished Undertaker, Lesnar sets sights on Bayley
Unwilling to rest on his laurels after demolishing the legendary “streak” and career of The Undertaker, apelike professional wrestler Brock Lesnar has vowed to conquer an even greater adversary: NXT Divas Champion Bayley.
Lesnar’s mouthpiece and tamer, Paul Heyman, proclaimed at a press conference this morning that Lesnar will face the bubbly, huggable heroine at WrestleMania this spring.
“My client, [unintelligible growl] Lesnar, has achieved everything one can possibly achieve in this business — except for an NXT Divas Championship reign,” said Heyman.
Heyman issued a warning to Bayley that she would soon “visit Suplex City,” though he refrained from adding the usual epithet, “bitch,” likely to avoid a sexual harassment lawsuit.
According to backstage sources within WWE, Bayley is expected to easily defeat Lesnar and begin a 22-match winning streak at WrestleMania.