The mysterious and violent bikers who have been terrorizing Total Non-Stop Action for months have been revealed to be the Disciples of Apocalypse (D.O.A.).
“Well, duh,” said one prominent wrestling blogger.
“I can’t believe that never occurred to me.”
The D.O.A. have been mostly dormant since they waged battle in World Wrestling Entertainment during the 1990s, and many people believed the motorcycle club had disbanded after finally defeating Los Boricuas in a bitter turf war.
According to rumor, the gang was “laying low” over the past decade, waiting for an opportunity to wear goofy masks and wage war against a different group of wrestlers performing in a Florida amusement park.