Onlookers were stunned yesterday when a bedraggled and angry-looking man walked into his former workplace and gave one of his past colleagues a big surprise — in the form of a “gravestone pile-smasher!”
During a sudden but brief power outage, the disgruntled man sneaked up behind his former colleague — a notorious workplace bully identified as Barack Lester — and attacked him with the WWF-like maneuver!
Though the unemployed man’s name remains a mystery, witnesses said his ashen demeanour and dark, menacing eyes gave him the countenance of a “mortician.”
It is not yet known why the mysterious man became unemployed, though rumor has it he was fired due to a “streak” (naked dash) he performed at the company’s annual office party.
The entire brouhaha was filmed by a rotund, jowly man in a dark suit who identified himself as Paul E. Bearerously. His footage is below: