Following his sudden ouster as Fox News’ most inflammatory personality, Tucker Carlson has joined World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) as a color commentator.
Carlson reportedly signed a 10-year, $55 million contract to provide commentary and whiny conspiratorial victimhood on WWE Raw and major events.
The contract reportedly has several non-negotiable stipulations:
- No green M&Ms or Bud Light in his dressing room
- Carlson demands that a wall be built between his commentary table and the Spanish announce table (and that Carlos Cabrera will pay for it)
- Carlson gets at least one tag-team match with WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump as his partner
Millions of wrestling fans, meanwhile, reacted to the news by watching old wrestling clips on YouTube featuring commentary with Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan.
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