WWE Hall of Famer and US President Donald Trump announced today that he will stop the flow of illegal foreign objects into the United States with a sweeping set of tariffs to be imposed on the tights, trunks, and kneepads and boots worn by nefarious professional wrestling “heels.”

“Heel wrestlers have been stealing victories from real American babyfaces for far too long, and it stops now,” Trump tweeted from his solid gold toilet at 3:27 this morning.

Trump added that the tariffs on heel wrestlers was “the first of many,” and that he will crack down on the illegal crotch smuggling of “brass knucks, rolls of quarters, baggies of sumo salt, and even kendo sticks.”

The president is also reportedly considering imposing stiff tariffs on the mouths of Asian wrestlers, to “prevent the illegal spewage of green mist in the faces of our national heroes.”

Although the usage of illegal foreign objects is statistically on the decline after its peak in the 1970s and 1980s, Trump is known to be distrustful of statistics, as well as science, logic, reason, critical thinking, numbers, books, people who wear glasses, and words that have more than two syllables.

In addition to the tariffs, Trump said he will “get very tough” on referees who have historically turned a blind eye to the smuggling of illegal foreign objects.