We here at Kayfabe News are reeking of despair and extend five seconds of condolences to the family of Christian (real name Kris Chan) — especially his little brother Edge — who has been punted into the Great Beyond. 

From his birth inside a fiery hydraulic prop with the brood to his mysterious disappearance in the Orlando area for several years, to his recent impuntulation at feet of Randy Orton. 

Check out our tribute to Captain Charisma (who, in our eyes, was the Commander-in-Chief of Charisma):