The reigning queen of pop, Taylor Swift, has approached World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) about tag-teaming with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson at this year’s WrestleMania, according to a source.

“It’s going to be the biggest mainstream cross-over WrestleMania of all time,” said the source.

The source, who we met standing in line for a urinal at an indy wrestling show yesterday, was wearing a Bullet Club t-shirt and has an ECW tattoo, so he probably knows what he was talking about.

“Taylor Swift is basically confirmed for a match at ‘Mania,” said the source, and the confidence in his voice was good enough to convince us. “She’s going to team with The Rock to face Steve Austin and Bret Hart.”

The source went on to reveal that Chris Jericho is returning to WWE for a retirement match against Shawn Michaels, and the Undertaker will add another milestone to his WrestleMania record by facing Sting.

“My brother’s boss has a friend who knows Tyson Kidd’s catsitter, so we get all the inside scoops,” said the source, who asked to be identified only as Todd G. Menderchuk of Des Moines, Iowa.

The source added: “This is going to be even bigger than Snooki.”

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