Guys, have you seen SummerSlam yet?
No? You’re recording it?
We really, really wanted to share the exciting news from tonight’s live WWE pay-per-view.
Suffice it to say, a certain “Man” returned to WWE tonight after taking a maternity leave. This Irish redhead, who shall not be named, shocked everyone by beating a certain ponytailed someone… for something.
Let’s just say a lass got kicked!
Screw it. Becky Lynch came back and won the championship.
You really should have watched it live.