Strowman ordered to undergo anger management with Dr. Shelby
On the heels of his latest destructive rampage, professional wrestler Braun Strowman has been ordered by Raw General Manager Kurt Angle to complete an eight-week anger management course under the guidance of Dr. Marion Shelby.
Dr. Shelby, a renowned psychotherapist whose prior work with WWE included facilitating the harmonious partnership of Daniel Bryan and Kane, says he can “transform Mr. Strowman from a truck-flipping rage-aholic into a cuddly pussycat in no time.”
The decision to put Strowman in anger management was made after the original plan — firing him — didn’t turn out so well for Michael Cole, a gaggle of “security guards,” and a production truck.
Dr. Shelby insists he can help transform Strowman from a “monster among men” into a “man among friends” and use his patented A.N.G.E.R. Management system to help Strowman become:
Affable
Nice
Gleeful
Ecstatic
Reasonable
It is generally expected that an upcoming edition of Raw will feature a 10-bell salute for Dr. Shelby.