Irish sports-entertainer Sheamus [SURNAME UNKNOWN] was reportedly “an emotional mess” for the 573rd consecutive night yesterday after fans at yet another WWE live event bullied him with a singsong chant of “You look stupid.”

“I just don’t understand why they’re so mean,” Sheamus sobbed into the shoulder of tag team partner Cesaro [SURNAME UNKNOWN] after the event in Kitchener, Ontario.

Sheamus, who has previously been a spokesperson of WWE’s “Be A Star” anti-bullying campaign, is reportedly considering filing a workplace harassment complaint to WWE’s human resources department due to the fans’ merciless bullying.

Although Sheamus admits his physical appearance is “a bit different” — a spiked red mohawk towering above an otherwise shaved head, and skin so pale he gets a sunburn from the light of his smartphone — but feels the fans are unduly judgmental.

“I’m a sensitive fella,” he said, his tears streaming through his fiery red beard hair. “And I don’t think I look stupid. My mum says I’m a special, beautiful snowflake.”

Cesaro reportedly tried, without success, to convince his partner that the fans are actually chanting: “You look too good.”