Legendary professional wrestler Shawn Michaels has “really let himself go,” according to a longtime fan who has really, really let himself go.
“Look how bald HBK is now,” said Todd Benson, a 47-year-old stay-at-home son who began losing his own hair at 21, but wears a bullet club cap to cover his thinning wisps.
Benson, a former sandwich artist currently making a living selling WWF action figures on eBay, says Michaels should “stop embarrassing himself” with returns to WWE programming.
Benson is known among his 32 Twitter followers as a guy who “tells it like it is,” like the time he heaved his hippopotamic girth off the sofa to tweet that Bayley is “maybe getting a bit chubby lately.”
A self-proclaimed “smart mark,” Benson claims that WWE honcho Vince McMahon is “out of touch,” and regularly insists that the Attiude Era should make a comeback to “save the business.”
Benson says he understands “the industry” because his cousin is Facebook friends with B. Brian Blair.