A recent poll of Saudi sports-entertainees who paid $25,000 a piece to sit on a ringside sofa at the recent WWE Super Show Down revealed that they unanimously enjoyed not watching the event.

Muhammad bin Aziz drove his favorite Lamborghini the stadium, where he sat in a plush throne in the front row, body rotated fully to chat with the oil magnate sitting behind him.

“It was great for mingling and networking,” said bin Aziz, a software CEO best known for inventing a technology that turns gold into even golder gold. “I think I successfully brokered a pilot deal for a Saudi sitcom Where In the World is Muhammad Hassan.”

The fans reportedly enjoyed hearing a loud thump and a three-count during the main event, which was pleasantly brief because all that mingling gets really tiring after a couple of hours.