King of the Ring
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge leave the hospital with the future King of the Ring.

The newborn son of Prince William and his wife Kate is the latest heir to a long royal tradition of ascendants to the throne of King of the Ring.

The baby, named George Alexander Louis, is a direct descendent of Lord Alfred Hayes and a second cousin of Lord William Regal.

Queen Sharmell, though not related by blood, is the baby’s great aunt.

Thanks to this royal lineage, the baby is third in line for ascendency to the most revered position in the monarchy, King of the Ring.

George Alexander Louis will follow in the regal footsteps of King Booker, King Stone Cold Steve Austin, King Billy Gunn, and the most beloved monarch of all, King Mabel.

The royal baby’s mother, Kate, is expected to become a WWE Diva as soon as she loses a few pounds of baby weight.