Heavy metal godfather Ozzy Osbourne expressed shock and confusion after spotting himself at ringside in a YouTube clip of the tag team championship match at WrestleMania 2.

“What…what the f***?!” stammered a dumbstruck Osbourne, who had absolutely no recollection of being in the British Bulldogs’ corner during their winning effort against the Dream Team at Chicago’s Rosemont Horizon in April 1986.

“Is…is that me?” the rocker continued, his wide-eyes staring from behind purple-tinted sunglasses.

“What the hell am I doing there?”

Osbourne, who has finally found sobriety after decades of rock-and-roll debauchery, watched in amazement as his younger, much drunker self clapped and mugged for the wrestling audience 27 years ago.

“What the hell am I wearing?” he continued, referring to the hot-pink sportcoat and white v-neck shirt he wore at WrestleMania 2.

Osbourne turned off the computer and muttered under his breath that “maybe it was actually Vince Neil.”

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