Sports entertainment mogul Vince McMahon is one again under intense scrutiny after new and utterly non-surprising allegations seem to confirm that McMahon is pretty much exactly the person we assumed he was all along. 

New allegations suggest that McMahon paid $4.2 million in “hush money” in 2001 to forever silence World Championship Wrestling (WCW), and on other occasions he allegedy exposed his both genetic jackhammer and the accompanying grapefruits, and things of that nature. 

McMahon famously portrayed the onscreen “character” called Mr. McMahon, a power-drunk and sex-crazed billionaire who will stop at nothing to squash those who cross him.  

Earlier this week, McMahon himself was portrayed as a power-drunk and sex-crazed billionaire who will stop at nothing to squash those who cross him. 

McMahon issued a brief statement this morning: “Quite frankly, what did you expect me to be like, quite frankly?”