Cena bella fight
John Cena and Nikki Bella argue over whether Cena will propose marriblahblahblah.

On a soon-to-air episode of “popular” “reality” TV program Total Divas, Nikki Bella and John Cena become embroiled in a lovers’ quarrel — and you won’t care what happens next!

Cameras follow Bella and Cena as they head to an upscale mall to go shoe-shopping for Nikki, and Nikki gets quite upset about something or other that, really, shouldn’t be any of your concern.

We’ll spare you the details, but suffice it to say that the argument was clearly staged to create drama for the TV cameras, yet still failed to be interesting enough to recap here.

“Something something something,” whined Bella through pouted lips. “Marriage kids something something mascara.”

Cena, clearly wishing he had not agreed to portray himself on the show, stoically stared straight ahead, his expressionless eyes reflecting the same ennui that will be felt by viewers when the episode airs this Sunday.

Eventually, cooler heads prevailed and the couple presumably ate lunch or something.