Professional wrestling impresario and the world’s most unlucky football entrepreneur Vince McMahon announced this week that the second incarnation of his doomed XFL has suspended operations, and will make a triumphant comeback in 18 years. 

Both the original XFL of 2001 and the recent reboot of 2019 have suffered unforeseen setbacks, most recently the toilet paper crisis that has citizens everywhere staying home, presumably wiping their nether regions. 

McMahon says “18 years between colossal failures is a good span, quite frankly,” and promised that he would bring back the XFL for a “Third Time’s the Charm Super Bowldown” in Saudi Arabia 18 years from this July.

In the meantime, McMahon is reportedly considering starting a golf league to compete with the PGA.