After an exhausting year of non-stop touring to defend his WWE Championship on a nightly basis against all challengers, Brock Lesnar has resolved to take more personal time in 2015.

Like millions around the world, Lesnar used New Year’s Eve as a chance to reflect on the past year — a year that, in his case, included 323 title defences and 174 Make-A-Wish visits — and to initiate positive change for the coming year.

“I just need more ‘me time,’ you know?” Lesnar said in a year-in-review article published today on WWE.com. “I think 2015 will be the year I finally take the time to do some scrapbooking.”

The past year has been a momentous one for Lesnar: he conquered the Undertaker’s legendary WrestleMania streak, he introduced the phrase “blood, urine, vomit” into the common vernacular, and he promised to “penetrate virgin necks,” whatever that means.

Though he intends to take a much-needed break from professional wrestling for much of 2015, he promises to defend his WWE Championship “at least zero times.”

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