Kayfabe News has obtained a leaked early script for WrestleMania, and we can confirm that the main-event is currently slated for a grudge match between estranged lovers Lana and Liv Morgan. 

Last year’s WrestleMania made history with the first-ever all-women’s main event, and this year WWE is evidently upping the ante with the first-ever bout between two lesbian lovers whose relationship was exposed during one lesbian’s disastrous in-ring wedding to a man who cuckolded her Bulgarian husband.

For more on this breaking story, let’s go live to Kayfabe News World Headquarters in Dudleyville, where Lead Anchor and Receptionist Philip N. Marx is standing by:


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