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Kanye West (right) makes an ass of himself again.

While WWE Divas Champion Nikki Bella was celebrating a successful title defence at a non-televised event in Kansas yesterday, Megalomaniacal hip-hop star Kanye West stormed into the ring and insisted that pop singer Beyonce deserved the championship.

“Imma let you keep sauntering around the ring like a hussy,” West said, “but Beyonce should be Divas champ.”

The rapper, whose delusions of grandeur far outweigh his talent or usefulness to society, was quickly escorted out of the ring and pummelled mercilessly backstage  by the entire WWE roster.

Witnesses who saw the melee described it as “glorious” and “long overdue.”

While recovering in hospital, West refused to apologize or retract his statements, insisting that WWE Divas need to “respect artistry,” though it’s unclear how that relates to Beyonce.

In related news, West’s wife Rikishi was recently announced as a member of the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2015.


[Props to David Tilley for the idea]