Former WWE stars Jeff Hardy and Sunny couldn’t believe their luck this morning when, for the third time in as many years, they were being processed by the same police department. 

“You again?!” exclaimed Sunny as she watched Hardy being marched into the precinct after his latest feat of dangerous, drunken public stupidity. 

Hardy replied: “I figured I’d see you here!”

Then the arresting officer told them to shut up, as usual. 

Both Hardy and Sunny were hugely popular in their WWE heydays. Hardy was a renowned high-flyer, and Sunny was once the most downloaded woman on the internet.

Nowadays, however, it seems Hardy is just high and Sunny is just loaded.