An apathetic group of wrestling fans who can’t be bothered to form a strong opinion on underdog wrestler Daniel Bryan have organized themselves into the so-called Maybe Movement.
The fans — who think Daniel Bryan is a good-enough wrestler but don’t really understand the cult-like mass devotion to him — can be identified by a rhythmic shrugging of the shoulders and a lethargic synchronized sigh of “Maybe.”
Members of the Maybe Movement believe Bryan deserves a decent “spot” in the upper echelon of World Wrestling Entertainment’s roster, but they equally enjoy the work of stars like Randy Orton and John Cena.
“I dunno, Bryan’s OK, I guess,” said wrestling fan Elliott Blackmore, adding that “the whole ‘Yes’ schtick is getting a bit stale, though.”
The Maybe Movement has already spawned a number of sub-groups. A cadre of habitual procrastinators has formed the “Maybe Later Movement,” and hipster fans who only watch wrestling ironically have launched the “Whatever Movement.”