World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) debuted a new type of match at a live event last night, but reviews of the “First Man Standing” bout were generally negative.

Fans were displeased by the duration of the match — 1.8 seconds — which is how long it took Seth Rollins to leap from a seated position to his feet, thus defeating slower-moving opponent Brad “Braun” Strowman.

In other news, we catch up with ECW original The Sandman, and our predictions for the FOX debut of Friday Night Smackdown turned out to be 100 percent accurate.

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