Spoiler alert!

Backstage sources confirm a major spoiler for this weekend’s WWE Battleground event:

Randy Orton versus Sheamus.

That match is totally going to spoil Battleground.

The show looks pretty decent overall, but it will almost certainly be spoiled by a plodding, inconsequential match between Orton and Red Rooster v. 2.0.

Another spoiler: Michael Cole will be suggesting hashtags all night. Don’t listen to him. That’ll also spoil the show.

Come to think of it, you’ll probably just want to record it and then watch the final five minutes of Cena-Owens.