Since it has become virtually impossible to keep track of the growing list of pro wrestlers who have been accused of being morally deficient turdpersons, it is now much more efficient to list the sports-entertainers who seem like decent fellows, so here they are!
Nah, we’re not going to list names. Obviously, there are plenty of decent, ethical people in pro wrestling — more than seven, anyway.
But judging by the saddening accounts shared recently on social media, wrestling is also far too populated with desperate young d-bags who try to capitalize on their fleeting glimmer of localized indy “fame” to behave repugnantly.
“Wow, I had no idea professional wrestlers could be so slimy,” said nobody at all.