Fans of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) were overjoyed this Monday upon the long-awaited return of Punjabi giant-turned-rapper The Great Khalifa.
The Indian giant seemed to be somewhat smaller and blacker than fans remembered, though most assumed he changed his diet and increased his cardio regimen.
Fans were also stunned by Khalifa’s drastically improved English speaking skills, even though his vocabulary and diction still indicate on par with that of a third-grader.
Much like in his previous WWE tenure, Kalifa was mainly used as “filler” content on Raw, and did not actually win a match.
Khali also seems to have adopted the first name “Wiz,” though it is believed he was merely indicating that he needs to use the restroom.