God finally gets revenge on McMahon with weather delay
God, the omnipotent and eternal creator of the universe, was reportedly “overjoyed” to hear that the lightning storm He unleashed upon Florida has achieved its desired effect — the disruption of Vince McMahon’s most cherished creation, WrestleMania.
After much hype, WWE’s biggest annual show was delayed by the work of God, who tagged with Shawn Michaels in a losing effort against Vince and Shane Mcmahon.
“Oh my Me, this is wonderful” said God. “Take that, Vinnie!”
Though he tends not to muddle in the affairs of humans — typically allowing them to use their freewill to do hilariously silly things like elect a WWE Hall of Famer as a US President — God is reportedly an avid member of (and creator of) the WWE Universe.
In fact, the bible itself foretells of this happening; the Book of Austin, Chapter Three, Verse 17: “And Austin 3:17 says God just whippeth thine donkey as well.”
Nearly 15 years have passed since God and his tag team partner, Shawn Michaels, lost in a tag-team match to McMahon and his son (Shane, not Hornswoggle).