God, the omnipotent and eternal creator of the universe, was reportedly “overjoyed” to hear that the lightning storm He unleashed upon Florida has achieved its desired effect — the disruption of Vince McMahon’s most cherished creation, WrestleMania.
After much hype, WWE’s biggest annual show was delayed by the work of God, who tagged with Shawn Michaels in a losing effort against Vince and Shane Mcmahon.
“Oh my Me, this is wonderful” said God. “Take that, Vinnie!”
Though he tends not to muddle in the affairs of humans — typically allowing them to use their freewill to do hilariously silly things like elect a WWE Hall of Famer as a US President — God is reportedly an avid member of (and creator of) the WWE Universe.
In fact, the bible itself foretells of this happening; the Book of Austin, Chapter Three, Verse 17: “And Austin 3:17 says God just whippeth thine donkey as well.”
Nearly 15 years have passed since God and his tag team partner, Shawn Michaels, lost in a tag-team match to McMahon and his son (Shane, not Hornswoggle).